Go topless to your next neighborhood cookout!

You naughty little boy (or girl), you clicked the link. I figured you might. But hey, we’re a gadget blog, not a bachelor party (most days). So today, we’re talking about the Draft Top Lift Universal Topless Can Opener, the only gadget that turns your favorite beverage into a wide-mouthed wonder, no dollar bills required. no more glug, glug from the small hole in the top of a can. This makes you the king of any castle by turning your can into a sweet aluminum cup.

This clever contraption cleanly removes the entire top of your can—no sharp edges, no crushed rims, and no dignity lost in the process. It works on everything from mini soda cans to tallboys, transforming your drink into an open vessel that actually lets you smell the aroma, garnish like a pro, or just chug like a champion.

The ergonomic handle and stainless steel blades do the dirty work with a satisfying twist-and-lift motion, kind of like a bartender crossed with a magician. And unlike your uncle trying to open a beer with his teeth, this thing leaves a safe, smooth edge every time.

The Draft Top Lift isn’t just a party trick—it’s a lifestyle upgrade. So go ahead, live a little dangerously. Get topless. Just… maybe clarify what you mean first.

Sure, there’s a bit of a learning curve—on your first go, you might look like you’re trying to crack open a spaceship. But once you get the hang of it, you’ll wonder why you ever drank from a can like a mere mortal.